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There's a cute boy named Tyler over here. Oh yeah? Lucky him.

Aside from that, what else is new? What's going on?

Tell us about your likes and dislikes and things of that nature.

Well, I've been doing a lot of anal lately. That's pretty fun.

That's fun? Yeah. I guess it's fun if you're getting paid for it.

It's being forced on you, it's not so fun. Yeah, I don't know about that.

I think you would know about that. If you were in prison or something.

Yeah, I wouldn't like that. No, you wouldn't like that. So, what do you do for fun?

Um, I like to listen to music and watch movies.

Okay, examples of each?

Uh, well I just got the new Drake and Miley album. I've been listening to that a lot lately.

Yeah? And I just like all kinds of movies, but I've actually been watching a lot of porn lately.

Really? Yeah. What have you been watching that porn?

A lot of evil angel porn. Oh, well, we don't have to advertise who you've been watching, but thanks for that.

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