Il bel brit amatoriale si spoglia e tira il suo grosso cazzo duro

And what brings you to the UK?

Well, I think it's a nice country and I came here to work a little bit.

Okay, and what is it you do for work?

Well, I work as a lifeguard at a swimming pool.

Okay, cool. So have you done quite a bit of travelling before you ended up in the UK?